The Lucky Punter

Wittle Wandy is upset and doesn’t want to catch footballs for da Waidas anymore.

Just a few years ago, Randy Moss was considered the best wide receiver in the NFL. Better than T.O. Better than Marvin Harrison. Better than Steve Smith. Sure, he was a thorn in the side of teammates and management while in Minnesota, what with walking off the field before a game was over, nudging a police car with his SUV, mooning the fans in Green Bay, or proclaiming that he “played when he wanted to play.”

Apparently, he produced because he was happy then. Unlike now.

Now he’s sad. And when he’s sad, he can’t catch passes.

Says Wandy: “So all I can say is if you put me in a good situation and make me happy, man, you get good results.”

I guess it’s not enough that the Raiders are paying Wandy more than $7 million a year. They have to make him happy, too.

Now that is, well, sad.